Me: Hi, it's me!
Mom: Hello there! (Off) It's Patrick! Mary's here too, she's getting on the extension
Mary: Hi Sweetums!
Me: Hi! How's thee?
Mary: Just peachy.
Mom: So did thee get my package?
Me: Yes, that's what I was calling about. Thanks for my Claddagh Ring, it's beautiful.
Mom: It's probably too big, isn't it.
Me: Well, it's really nice, I may just put it on a chain around my neck. But yeah, I tried it on all my digits and they're all too small.
Mom: Er, um, well, yes, ah...
(....Did my mother just go where I think she did?)
Me: Mom... That's not a digit.
Mary: And it's not too small!