tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21736689.post3655984012533911745..comments2023-08-22T11:00:08.809-04:00Comments on Loose Ends: Living RightPatrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10556860299477514075noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21736689.post-43702035045375454422007-11-24T14:07:00.000-05:002007-11-24T14:07:00.000-05:00Dear Ol' Patrick,Once again, a brilliant post! Yo...Dear Ol' Patrick,<BR/>Once again, a brilliant post! <BR/>Your ambidextrous friend,<BR/>ericErichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00407131740895072914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21736689.post-51865621356102908512007-11-24T12:13:00.000-05:002007-11-24T12:13:00.000-05:00This is so funny! I love it! And I'm sure you are...This is so funny! I love it! And I'm sure you are aware that left-handedness is more prevalent in gays than in the general population. You are definitely in good company.Javahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17377033663576614925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21736689.post-12001064145422658132007-11-21T17:32:00.000-05:002007-11-21T17:32:00.000-05:00When I was a kid in Catholic school, a nun actuall...When I was a kid in Catholic school, a nun actually made me write with my left hand for a week because all efforts to make me write legibly with my right hand failed spectacularly. I was miserable and the results were no better, so I was allowed to backslide into mey degenerate righthandedness. <BR/><BR/>I'm SO ashamed!<BR/><BR/>And this piece is a delightful send-up. Happy Thanksgiving, PatrickWillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14279473113628377106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21736689.post-67111505972787734582007-11-17T13:58:00.000-05:002007-11-17T13:58:00.000-05:00I don't know if it is true but I once heard that t...I don't know if it is true but I once heard that the left side of the body is controlled by the right side of your brain. That is why I never felt bad because the saying went that only left handed people were in their right mind.<BR/><BR/>StevenSooo-this-is-mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02001864616415319712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21736689.post-53593908182211407582007-11-17T12:41:00.000-05:002007-11-17T12:41:00.000-05:00Gentlemen, you're all too kind. Davey, your mind i...Gentlemen, you're all too kind. <BR/><BR/>Davey, your mind is even dirtier than mine. Hadn't considered the bondage angle. Being a submissive for Jesus? That might be a whole other essay. Thanks for sparing us the 'going to hell bad' jokes. I'm already on the fast track there as it is. <BR/><BR/>Cooper, you're a prince, but we all knew that. Thank you for your full support. I might even be willing to revert to my hell-bound ways, if I means I get to hold your hand on the way. <BR/><BR/>Joe: "left out": OOH, that's good, I wish I'd thought of it. If I rework this, I'm stealing that. I'll try to remember to give you credit. Also like "self-righteous".Patrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10556860299477514075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21736689.post-6658375234835686082007-11-17T08:23:00.000-05:002007-11-17T08:23:00.000-05:00What a brilliant little satire, Patrick. "The Gauc...What a brilliant little satire, Patrick. "The Gauche Conspiracy" LOL. Corrupted at such an early age - poor devil!<BR/><BR/>It works so well because its trajectory is so plausible, skating along the edge of pathos with enough true to life quandary to evoke emotional ambivalence, and therefore engagement. Funny stuff. <BR/><BR/>I only hope your protagonist finds an enlightened pastor before making that fateful trip to Home Depot. Jesus was known to consort with the left out all the time, much to the chagrin of the self righteous. They wanted to reform his left-handed ways too... and are still trying.Joe Jubinvillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09489419756833657839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21736689.post-47939603530482647192007-11-16T22:03:00.000-05:002007-11-16T22:03:00.000-05:00Cooper! You naughty boy! Your right hand is supp...Cooper! You naughty boy! Your right hand is supposed to be occupied elsewhere!<BR/><BR/>Patrick: You're a riot. BTW, "my sinister ways" had me chuckling. I wonder if the "sinister" reference is too subtle for some, but I do love that you're clearly a well-educated guy (whether in the classic sense or through your own personal efforts).Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11542750642334339031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21736689.post-28791854900582338092007-11-15T21:40:00.000-05:002007-11-15T21:40:00.000-05:00You'd make a hot poster boy for the Ex-left moveme...You'd make a hot poster boy for the Ex-left movement (reclaiming lefties back for Jesus one hand at a time)! <BR/><BR/>Oh, and my right hand is yours, should you ever need it. The left, too ... After all, we're all going to hell, anyway, right? I mean, left.Cooperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02327268988762513100noreply@blogger.com