I've been thinking I need to change the name of this 'blog. Some possible candidates are:
This Is Not a Metaphor
Where's My Medication?
Get Off the Damn Computer Already!
In Lieu of a Life
NUDE! NUDE! NUDE!
Other thoughts on another day:
I wish I Had a Brick
Fetch Me My Dart Gun, Boy.
These last two are probably better suited for Mr. Cranky-Pants' blog, but for now I'll just let him guest-blog from here. It probably wouldn't do to let him have too much free rein, assuming I don't actually WANT to go to jail.
I bet that last sentence sent web surveillance into a tizzy.
The last title is actually a quotation from a Doonesbury cartoon, so there might be copyright issues involved. It sums up my reaction to SO many situations here though. If I could shoot tranquilizer darts, then I might not need the tazer or the brick. I rarely need to injure the assholes in question, silencing them would often be enough for me. Also getting them out of my way.