Wednesday, January 30, 2008
A Rockin' New Plan
For those of you who may have grown a bit weary of the comments re: my reaction to Heath Ledger, you may have missed out on the fact that I managed to take a lively discussion and turn it into plans for nude wrestling. I'm so proud. At this point it's Joe, Cooper, and me, with Steven refereeing, and administering massages, but I bet we can talk him into competing as well. So, the question is, how? Do we just start with two and let winner take the next challenger? Or should we divide up in teams, the US v. Canada say, with Joe and me on one side, and Steven and Cooper on the other? Or (and I think this might be the best option), since Cooper is a 26 year old Lumberjack who's been in training with two children for several months now, should the three of us old geezers all take him on at once? Seems like it will be the best match-up.
Nor do I think we need limit this to just us four. Perhaps this can be an occasion to bring all Loose Ends readers, regardless of gender or sexual orientation, face to face for the first time. What do you think?