Kiss Me, I'm Irish

On top Knocknarea, Ben Bulben in the background.

In honor of the day, here's a story from my travels in Ireland with Mary last May.  

Strangers tend to take a shine to my sister quickly.  You'd think I would have remembered this fact, having seen it in action several times in the course of a weekend the previous November in Philly, but somehow it had slipped my mind.  Add in the fact that many Irish, especially in the west, are very quick to chat up a stranger, and you have a recipe for some interesting encounters.  People of all shapes and sizes are drawn to her, but probably the greatest percentage are men who give the impression they would propose if given the slightest encouragement.  There were at least three such encounters during this trip.  My presence occasionally inspired a certain wariness, but rarely any actual deterrence, and finding out that I was her brother rather than her husband usually brought the twinkle back to their eyes.  As it so happens, in two cases the men mentioned early in the conversation that they were themselves (happily) married; the flirting, if that is what it was, was just play, though I wouldn't say that meant it was insincere.  They were by turns cheerful, teasing (the Irish are big teasers) and charming but never offensive. 

On the Burren

This is not to say that none of them were persistent.  One fellow especially sticks in my mind. 

Galway,  First Day

 Mary and I were at the Ennis transport hub waiting for a bus to take us to our next destination, the town of Clifden.  The small crowd waiting was soon expanded by a school van dropping off a group of students.  It was immediately clear that this was a school for people with developmental disabilities.  With them was an older, lean gentleman whose age, smile and posture said "teacher" to us initially.  He greeted an older woman in the bus shelter with great warmth and seeming recognition.  Then he saw Mary. 

Cliffs of Moher

 There was an audible pop of the sound barrier being broken, and suddenly he was at her side.  Smiling radiantly.  His speech was clotted and soft, suggesting that learning it had not come easily.  His ability to communicate, however, was uncompromised.  He grabbed Mary's hand, kissed it, slid their clasped hands into her coat pocket, and kissed her on the cheek.  In the telling this might sound worrisome, but Mary clearly wasn't worried (it probably wasn't her first time, after all) so neither was I.  It was broad daylight, we were surrounded by people, and frankly if he had been any kind of problem, Mary could have kicked his ass herself, even without my help.  No, he was harmless, just smitten. 

Hiking to Clifden Castle

There were more kisses on hand and cheek, then he announced that she would be sitting next to him on the bus.  "No, I'm going to sit with my brother," she replied, indicating me on her other side.  We were, neither of us, convinced this had registered.  I wasn't entirely sure my existence had been.  When the bus arrived he quickly got on ahead of us, while we loaded our luggage below, and gave him a chance to roost somewhere.  When we boarded he gestured vigorously for Mary to come join him in back, but we filed into an empty pair of seats near the front, with me sitting on the aisle to act as a bit more of a barrier.   

Coming down Knocknarea

We had under-estimated this fellow's determination, however.  He moved up to sit across the aisle from us, reached across my body, grabbed both of Mary's hands with both of his, and rested them on my belly.  I had a human seat belt for the duration of the trip.  We probably could have dissuaded him at this point, but neither of us felt the need; we knew he'd have to go home eventually.  When other passengers boarded or left the bus, his plan was for them to play London Bridge, and crawl under his arms, but we did insist he let go at least on those occasions.  One of his classmates, a young man with Downs Syndrome, was seated a few rows ahead, looking through a date book filled with workshops and job interviews (I got a good impression of this school).  He looked back at one point, shook his head and rolled his eyes, obviously thinking, "ah, Séamus has found another one."   

The Sky Road outside Clifden

Any time I caught the eye of Mary's swain, he beamed joyfully, completely free of embarrassment or self-consciousness.  It was impossible to be annoyed with him.  

When we got up to leave (our stop coming before his) there didn't seem to be any regret on his part, no downcast looks, no objections, no demands she stay put.  Something tells me he had been in this situation before, and was wise enough to know there were plenty more fish in the sea.    

Hiking up Knocknarea

Happy Saint Patrick's Day.